Lincoln, NE: The Solo Events Board today announced the hiring of the Nebraska National Guard to patrol the paddock area from dusk to dawn at the 2016 Solo National Championships. "We didn’t think it would come this" said SEB Chairman, Brian Conners. "Last year’s bad behavior left us no choice". The night time shenanigans during the 2015 event resulted in multiple protests being filed. The Protest Committee has the authority to handle such complaints, but it wasn't designed to be a bad behavior department. "It's not the principal's office," said one unnamed 2015 Committee member.

The SEB is looking for a Paddock Marshall to head the effort. "Hulk Hogan nor Dog the Bounty Hunter expressed interest, when we asked Donald Trump, he had conditions. The airpark wasn't interested in building a wall." said Conners.

The SEB is hoping to put on a great event where everyone can have fun, contest the National Championships and be safe!

This is your warning!